Yes, straight. Which is why his wife is never anywhere to be seen and when she does appear, doesn’t hold his hand and at best, does cheek kisses like you’d get from your aunt.
skyfire-x on
Thoughtful_Ocelot on
I heard the blowjob Trump gave was on JD Vance’s couch.
vetratten on
Im not saying any woman wearing a pant suit is gay nor trans or whatever,
But if I was a guy that just got outed for giving some dude (or possibly a horse) a blowjob and I was trying to distract and cover it up, I’d at least post photos of my wife in a dress to really lean into the traditional hetero-normative stereotype.
But then again I never gave a horse a blow jobs and Trump has so I’ll defer to him on this one.
Edited due to fat fingers and unchecked auto corrects.
M_Waverly on
He has a girlfriend! She goes to a different high school, you wouldn’t know her! Also she’s from Canada!
GarvinSteve on
The White House’s social media is run by idiots with no real idea how to manage a crisis/image/policy position so… expect more making of things worse. It’s what they do.
IWantPizza555 on
He took over the Kennedy center, wears makeup, loves the YMCA, has questionable interior decorating taste. Definitely not straight.
NotATreeJaca on
“Power couple” where one member doesn’t even live in the same state
mycatsnameisnoodle on
Yeah he definitely sucked at least one cock
Gigantor2929 on
After this long, hasn’t anyone on the social team at the White House heard of the Streisand Effect?
RiverHarris on
Lmao they don’t even sleep in the same room! Hell, they don’t sleep in the same state, most of the time.
Violator361 on
It was collage times it did count he was just trying to help the wood cutting industry!! Chop that wood boy don’t no on one care !!!
TowelCarryingTourist on
If trump wants to suck Bubba’s cock, then that is his choice. Same as when the republicans crash grinder every time they have a conference. Where it is a problem is when this sort of shit happens.
No_Boysenberry7353 on
This is so funny! He is straight into bill
Lewd_ReadNY on
Who’s gonna let Bonespurs know, in his case, suckin’ dick doesn’t make him gay. It confirms he’s a compromised Russian asset.
Turk3YbAstEr on
“My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt should answer these questions you are asking me” level of PR management.
PapaGilbatron on
Impotent POTUS.
swearingino on
Maybe he is straight, but into horses?
ImpressiveRecording2 on
Bring out the beard..
Liebss on
Falling in love with you.. we’ve seen this lady four fucking times since he’s taken office.
Not even the Pentecostals would believe this shit.
Comprehensive-Ad4815 on
Is donnie in the bunker without melania again?
Jack-o-Roses on
Ac/Dc, he’s got some other lover as well as she.
N8CCRG on
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
thetruth8989 on
My hand and my genitals are more of a power couple than these two.
Alytology on
This shit gets funnier and funnier.
The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 on
Maybe he didn’t give Bill the Monica treatment. Maybe he’s not into horses. But this WH response screams that he’s into SOMETHING really close.
bored_ryan2 on
Have we since put tariffs on imports of Slovenian Beards?
thelonghauls on
Power? As in Power-Bottom?
ArcaneOverride on
The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks!
Alarmed_Pie_5033 on
Please tell me that’s AI.
SuretyBringsRuin on
He’s straight – takes the cum straight down his gullet.
Cid_Darkwing on
Let ‘em cook.
BrightNooblar on
Feels like he’s opportunistically straight. Feels like the order of operations is;
1. Pervert
2. Horny
3. Weirdo
4. Straight
He’s fine being straight, but if he has a chance to be a weird pervert, he’ll jump on it, even if it doesn’t tick the box for straight. Remember also, children don’t look like ‘women’. They look like ‘kids’. Someone who is attracted to children might SETTLE for women, but you know in his heart its not plan A.
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Yeah, he STRAIGHT-up loves horse-cock!
I assume he is a power bottom from the pic.
Straight….. Straight into a dudes ass!
https://preview.redd.it/ysncx1wxyo1g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056ad975ddc223e478cf2550beb8d749ee37c096
Yes, straight. Which is why his wife is never anywhere to be seen and when she does appear, doesn’t hold his hand and at best, does cheek kisses like you’d get from your aunt.
I heard the blowjob Trump gave was on JD Vance’s couch.
Im not saying any woman wearing a pant suit is gay nor trans or whatever,
But if I was a guy that just got outed for giving some dude (or possibly a horse) a blowjob and I was trying to distract and cover it up, I’d at least post photos of my wife in a dress to really lean into the traditional hetero-normative stereotype.
But then again I never gave a horse a blow jobs and Trump has so I’ll defer to him on this one.
Edited due to fat fingers and unchecked auto corrects.
He has a girlfriend! She goes to a different high school, you wouldn’t know her! Also she’s from Canada!
The White House’s social media is run by idiots with no real idea how to manage a crisis/image/policy position so… expect more making of things worse. It’s what they do.
He took over the Kennedy center, wears makeup, loves the YMCA, has questionable interior decorating taste. Definitely not straight.
“Power couple” where one member doesn’t even live in the same state
Yeah he definitely sucked at least one cock
After this long, hasn’t anyone on the social team at the White House heard of the Streisand Effect?
Lmao they don’t even sleep in the same room! Hell, they don’t sleep in the same state, most of the time.
It was collage times it did count he was just trying to help the wood cutting industry!! Chop that wood boy don’t no on one care !!!
If trump wants to suck Bubba’s cock, then that is his choice. Same as when the republicans crash grinder every time they have a conference. Where it is a problem is when this sort of shit happens.
This is so funny! He is straight into bill
Who’s gonna let Bonespurs know, in his case, suckin’ dick doesn’t make him gay. It confirms he’s a compromised Russian asset.
“My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt should answer these questions you are asking me” level of PR management.
Impotent POTUS.
Maybe he is straight, but into horses?
Bring out the beard..
Falling in love with you.. we’ve seen this lady four fucking times since he’s taken office.
Not even the Pentecostals would believe this shit.
Is donnie in the bunker without melania again?
Ac/Dc, he’s got some other lover as well as she.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
My hand and my genitals are more of a power couple than these two.
This shit gets funnier and funnier.
Maybe he didn’t give Bill the Monica treatment. Maybe he’s not into horses. But this WH response screams that he’s into SOMETHING really close.
Have we since put tariffs on imports of Slovenian Beards?
Power? As in Power-Bottom?
The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks!
Please tell me that’s AI.
He’s straight – takes the cum straight down his gullet.
Let ‘em cook.
Feels like he’s opportunistically straight. Feels like the order of operations is;
1. Pervert
2. Horny
3. Weirdo
4. Straight
He’s fine being straight, but if he has a chance to be a weird pervert, he’ll jump on it, even if it doesn’t tick the box for straight. Remember also, children don’t look like ‘women’. They look like ‘kids’. Someone who is attracted to children might SETTLE for women, but you know in his heart its not plan A.
https://preview.redd.it/317nyb5m6p1g1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12f5659254cdd87e40b0aca91e92547d5d9a3dd
What on gods green flatearth did i miss?
Oh so he is gay gay. Huh. So much falls into place.
His signature dance move is double dicking
Oh wow, he did it didn’t he. 🤯
He doesn’t get we know his pathology.